angry coffeeshop worker rant

Middle-aged men are the worst fucking customers EVER!  They talk down to you, they ask you what every dessert is in the dessert cooler and how much it is despite the fact that you handed them a menu and pointed out that all the desserts, along with the prices, are on it.  They also feel free to comment on your hair, your clothing, your physique and if you're not wearing make-up they point out that you "look tired".  And when you don't look at happy at 7:15 in the MORNING (btw who the fuck does?) they say, "Girl, gimmie a smile."  AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus they're horrendous fucking tippers.  RANT OVER.